I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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