Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
