You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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