You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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