So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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