Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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