I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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