How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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