It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just pee around me
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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