video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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