So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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