i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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