We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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