Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I want to be your penis for a week.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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