do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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