Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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