Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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