i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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