Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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