i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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