return my video game
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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