drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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