she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
