she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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