I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Less talking, more tequila
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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