So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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