Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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