Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
third nipple confirmed
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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