If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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