I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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