the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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