sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
