respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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