Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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