She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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