And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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