We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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