I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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