scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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