This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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