went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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