White coat. Heels.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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