So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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