Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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