i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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