I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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