Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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