You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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