that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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