4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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