Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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