We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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