is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Randomize
