you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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